I’m quite convinced the only reason I haven’t been sick all semester is because I have been too poor to afford actual sleep drugs and just been downing cheap CVS cough syrup.
DRUNK BLOGGING BEGINS NOW OH HAIIII
Just like hey you can love me anytime you want, I have wine.
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
When just looking at someone and thinking about the copious amounts of sex you would have with them
I’m not ignoring you I just don’t want to breathe the same air as you or talk to you or be anywhere near you….
But really I’m not ignoring you.
Id kill to have you but you are a poison I am better without…